- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Dwarf Shortage

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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