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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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