*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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PIED NINNY!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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