Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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