- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

the bible

Llamaworm

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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- Helen Keller

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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