- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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