Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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