Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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