What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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