- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

I read the terms of service.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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