I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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