A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

outside your comfort zone

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How many light bulbs? 1

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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