- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Your mother is average.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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