- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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