Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Major League Soccer

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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