Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Your big dick.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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drugs.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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