- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

And you honored it I see :P

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's round and orangey? An orange.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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