what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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