- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Women's Rights

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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