Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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