- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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