- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A fat guy!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Please ignore this statement.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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