Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Laugh.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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