- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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