- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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