- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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