- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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