What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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