- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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