- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Women's Rights Movement

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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