- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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