- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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