What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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