- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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