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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A women left the kitchen.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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