- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Arrow in the Knee!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

flavin's head

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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