- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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