did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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The Big Band Theory

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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