- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof