What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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