Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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