Once upon a time, The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Chlamydia

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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