- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

what do you call your mom? mom

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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