why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Kys

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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