- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her