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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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