- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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