- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Good afternoon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

sky's sty

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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