- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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