- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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