- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What do you call white trash Garbage

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