Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Justin Beiber

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

girls basketball

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

The holocaust

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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