- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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