- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

My three children are three big mistakes.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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