- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock! Go away!

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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