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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you end a sentence

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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