How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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were at work systems r down

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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