- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Get up Look in the mirror

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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