why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Waffles ate my grandma

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Anti Joke

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