- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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