- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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