- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

whats brown and booky a book.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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