- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

whats brown and booky a book.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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