"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Obama lin Baden.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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