what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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