- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A fat guy!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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