- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

black people

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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