- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A seal walks into a club.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

There once was this guy and he fell down

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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