- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

salad days!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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