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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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